Sunday, July 29, 2007

Willow - The padawan learner!



My initial thoughts on the simpleton Willow have not been 100% correct. I felt the wiff was not for turning. However after months of intense training she is at last showing some promise. Her "kickies" have become less comic and her quest to chew is borderline impressive. SO far she has munched upon the furless mother's bag and pyjamas. The furless fathers books and papers. And a pillow. Her "mouse with the long tail" training is going well.

Therefore today I allowed her to torture the grinning imp. She did well for her first time. Although I have commented that the backward and forward roles add nothing to her technique and look ridiculous. I batted her head to let her know exactly when she was making a show of herself. The imp appears at bed-time each night. He's not looking too good these days. This gives me great satisfaction.

The infidel Dolly is exactly as I suspected, an imbecile. A few days ago it got itself worked up into a hissing frenzy as it's own reflection. Not just once, but 7 times. I think it might actually not have a brain at all. And don't get me started on it's personal hygiene.

So the morning waking plans for the furless ones have progressed well. I march along the head of the bed to signal to them to get up, and Willow sounds the knockers on the drawers to make sure they are fully awake. We have been chastised, but the furless ones are starting to realise who is in charge. Evil Fred will be proud. Over and out.

3 comments:

Sue said...

Evil Fred is very proud! Your efforts with Willow have not gone unnoticed. I have decided to make you head of UK operations.

Yours in Evil,
~Fred

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

It does sound as if things are progressing very well. I'm STILL training Kaze and its been over a year!

Latte

Saikou - Siamese and Oriental Cats and Kittens said...

Hello Sharlie! I like your style, you are one bad kitty!!